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Soccer or Football? World Cup Edition

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The World Cup begins in just over a day so I thought I’d update and repost an article I wrote about the debate over what to call soccer/football.

While living in the UK, I learned that British people hate the use of ‘soccer’ to describe their favorite sport. As a culturally sensitive person, I dutifully referred to the sport as ‘football’ and referred to America’s most popular sport as ‘American football’. I was cool with that. I’m in their country; I’ll follow their customs.

Just like I gave in to the use of ‘lifts’ instead of ‘elevators’, ‘trainers’ instead of ‘sneakers’, and ‘trousers’ instead of ‘pants’. Now that I’m back in an American English environment, I’ve slowly resorted back to my native dialect. Still, I find myself using ‘mobile’ instead of ‘cell phone’; it just sounds cooler. And I’ve given in to the near universal use of ‘toilet’ instead of ‘restroom’. It’s a distasteful word to American ears, but just about every country outside of the US use some form of it.

What surprised me was the anger and bitterness towards the American use of the word ‘soccer’ instead of ‘football’. It is somehow the symbol of American imperialism. And this attitude extended to some of my other European and South American friends too.

Puzzled by the vitriol, I did a little research. So I’m going to give you a little history lesson and dispel some myths about what we call that sport with a bunch of people running around kicking a ball into the opposing team’s net. Continue reading →

Lakers Get 15th!

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The Los Angeles Lakers won their 15th NBA championship yesterday. Only the hated Boston Celtics have more, by a pair. But no other team has reached the finals as much as the Lakers, 30 times out of the 62 years of NBA history. Has any other team dominated their sport like the Lakers?

Last year, the Lakers lost ignominiously to the Celtics. And immediately afterward, the world went into a massive recession of unprecedented proportions. The world’s largest home loan lender went out of business. So did the world’s largest insurance conglomerate, major investment banks, and a couple automakers as well. I also began experiencing excruciating back problems.

No good can come from the Celtics winning the championship.

When the Lakers win, the world becomes a better place. Except for 2001. And I guess the IT crash of 2002 wasn’t so great either. But in all the other years, good things happened. I think.

Oh who cares. Lakers baby!

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Baseball as American Military Footprint

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So Korea got a little bit of revenge against Japan by beating them 1-0 to take the Pool A title, after being humiliated by 12 points in their first game. That was a night after taking out their frustration against China for a 14-0 whupping. That must have been cathartic. I wasn’t able to see the 1-0 game because I was at work. That was the close tight game that I expected in their first meeting.

I’ve never seen so many games end in mercy rules during this tournament (four so far). And it was shocking to see the Dominican Republic be taken out twice by the Netherlands. The Domincans were my pick to win this whole thing. Now? I’m not so sure.

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Even though the tournament is supposed to be global, spanning continents, countries like the Netherlands, South Africa, Italy and Australia were supposed to be sacrificial lambs. But there’s the Dutch beating the best team in the tournament twice. Australia beat Mexico in Mexico, and went toe to toe with powerhouse Cuba. Even Italy beat Canada.

When I looked at the rosters for these teams, I found that most of the Italians are actually Italian-Americans. And most of the Dutch are from Curacao, the Antilles and other Dutch possessions in the Caribbean. So all in all, baseball is still a North American (which includes the Caribbean) and East Asian game.

Geographically, baseball’s popularity seems to overlap with America’s sphere of influence. South Korea and Japan both still have a large US military presence. And the history of the Caribbean is littered with American intervention. Even Cuba still has a large US naval base.

I doubt Iraq or Afghanistan will have pickup baseball games any time soon. The sport of choice for most American soldiers now seems to be basketball (to play) and football (to watch).

For baseball to be popular I posit that the US military presence has to have existed during the 50’s and before. But I wonder why baseball hasn’t caught on in Germany or the Philippines, places where there were major US military bases during that period? Or maybe it’s popular in those places and I just don’t know about it.

Photo: Jung Keun Bong allowed three hits over 5 1/3 shutout innings. (Koji Watanabe/Getty Images)

A Baseball Massacre

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In the World Baseball Classic, Korea lost to Japan 14-2. That was brutal. I expected a tight low-scoring game between two very good teams. Korea has had Japan’s number, having won 5 of their last 6 meetings, most recently at the Olympics when they won gold. But this was a massacre. So much so that the mercy rule was implemented and the game ended early at the 7th inning.

Last night, Korea easily dispatched Taiwan 9-0. There was a grand slam in the first inning. The night before, Japan beat China 5-0, in a game which was a lot closer than the score suggests. So I expected Korea to edge Japan.

Numerous excuses could be made for the Korean team. For instance, Japan has home field advantage, since the Pool A games are played in Tokyo. And the Japanese had an extra day of rest, while the Koreans played less than 24 hours after the rout against Taiwan. But those excuses don’t explain a 12 point deficit.

The crazy thing was that the Japanese scored 8 points in the first 2 innings off Kwang Hyun Kim. Kwang Hyun is Korea’s wunderkind. A 20 year old hurler who was the star of the Olympics. His pitches were fast but his repertoire was one dimensional. Basically they were fastballs down the middle. Eventually, good hitters will recognize that and start swinging at the same spot. He’ll need a little more ball movement at his next game.

All is not lost for Korea. All they have to do is beat China tomorrow, which should be easy. Then they have a chance at instant revenge and play Japan again the day after for the Pool A title. Which doesn’t mean anything except for seeding purposes in the next round. And revenge would really only be satisfying if they were able to spank Japan. Because if they win 3-2 say, it wouldn’t erase the embarrassment of having conceded through the mercy rule.

Baseball is serious in East Asia. Officially, the national sport of Korea is Tae Kwon Do, and Japan’s is Sumo. But baseball is king. I find the whole nationalism and sports thing fascinating. It’s a far healthier alternative to warfare. And in an international household like mine, what is the etiquette on rooting interests?

Both T and I try not to openly gloat when one of our national teams beat the other. But clearly men take this way more seriously than women. Once the game is over, T couldn’t care less. As for me, it’ll put me in a bad or good mood for up to a 24 hour cycle.  

It’s amazing, the power of sports.  I remember when a local college football team lost and the whole town was down in the dumps for the weekend.  All over the city, people were glum and defeated, even though it was a rare sunny day.  That reminds me of a funny story…

The Olympics Deconstructed

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It’s the last day of the Olympics and as usual I have opinions.

Save Baseball
I just finished watching the sweaty-palmed 9th inning of the baseball game between Korea and Cuba for the gold. Korea was leading 3-2, but the Cubans had the bases loaded with only one out. The Korean catcher had just gotten thrown out of the game for arguing a pitch. And the starting pitcher was sent to the dugout after pitching a superb game.

Then the Cuban batter hit a grounder into a double play. Korea won, and that was another huge upset in an Olympics full of them. The Cubans had won gold four out of the five times that baseball has been an Olympic sport. That was a fun exciting game.

Sadly, that was the last Olympic baseball game since the sport was voted out of the next Olympics. There were a variety of reasons that the Olympic committee decided to boot baseball and softball out of the games. All of them are ridiculous.

One of the reasons cited was that the stadiums were costly to build and then never used again by the host countries. But it’s easy to turn it into another kind of playing field. And what about all the kayak slalom courses, the BMX bicycle piles of dirt, the equestrian fields? I doubt these facilities are used much too.

Baseball is one of the few sports played avidly in and dominated by Latin American countries. It’s played in sandlots by poor kids. It’s a democratic game, with many participants, drawing from many kinds of athletic skills. Baseball should be allowed to stay. But it won’t because the Europeans have never been able to dominate it.

Ditch the Boats and Horses
I began to think about the games that are less democratic, more difficult to participate in.
I think there should be limits on how expensive the equipment used in the sport is, and how difficult it is to acquire the equipment.

Take for instance equestrian events. First of all, it’s the horse that’s doing all the work. We might as well put in car racing into the Olympics. Second, who can afford to participate in this sport? A horse costs more than a luxury car. And did I mention it’s the horse that’s actually doing the jumping and running? If we’re going to do horses, why don’t we just do horse racing, cock fighting, and competitive bird calling?

Another expensive sport is sailing. Sailing? Really? How many countries can afford to send athletes, horses AND sailboats to the games? Perusing the participating countries, they are concentrated in Western Europe, North America and Australia. And how many people even in these countries can afford to ride horses or sail boats? I don’t know any one of my friends who can, and none of us are poor.

Equestrian and sailing. Get these sports out of the Olympics. Only the richest members of the richest countries can even think about joining in.

Reduce, Reuse and Recycle
There’s a second tier of sports requiring specialized, expensive equipment as well. I’m okay with rowing, cycling, and even kayaking. But I’m not okay with having 14, 18, and 16 events in each of these. I figure if you have a short, medium and long distance race, with variations of individual and team, men and women, then that adds up to 12. Anything more is excessive.

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The Rich and the Repressive
Track and field has the most events at 47. But I’m okay with these. They require almost no equipment (although I don’t know where I would get a javelin, a vaulting pole, or the thing they throw in the hammer), and they are quite varied.

At 34, I don’t quite get why there are so many events in swimming. What I do know is that a few years back Australia built hundreds of Olympic size swimming pools all around the country and now they’re a swimming powerhouse. Almost half of their 44 medals are in swimming.

So government commitment and good facilities is pretty important. And it’s only a country of about 23 million people. North Korea has the same number of people, but there’s no way they can even afford to build one swimming pool. Their swimming medal count is 0.

Basically, Australia decided there were a lot of medals to be had in swimming and went for it. That’s good strategy. China is also focusing on individual sports where there are many medals to be had and now they’ve won the most gold. But why do these countries need to be at the top of the medal count? Does it make their society better? Do other countries cooperate with them more if they sweep the fencing medals?

Rich countries definitely have an advantage in the Olympics. A rack of those new Speedo swimsuits costs more than the GDP of Haiti. The rich countries are also able to import the best athletes from poor countries. So it’s great to see a country like Jamaica do well. The Jamaicans send their athletes to train in the US but bring them back to compete for Jamaica. That’s a good strategy for poorer countries.

Nations with authoritative governments with highly organized sports infrastructures and the ability to abduct children at a young age to inhumanely train them into good comrade athletes do pretty well too. The former Eastern bloc countries are still reaping the rewards. Cuba is a milder example of this. China is perfecting this.

The rich and the repressive. They win all the medals. And they rank numbers 1 and 2 in the medal count.

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The Alternative Medal Count
I’ve often wondered what the true medal count would be based on the medals won in proportion to a country’s population, or how rich they are. That’s why I’m so excited about Bill Mitchell’s alternative medal count. Mitchell, an Australian economics professor has made such calculations. You have to check out his website: http://www.billmitchell.org/sport/medal_tally_2008.html

Based on how rich a country is, using its GDP, North Korea ranks number one, getting the most medals for the size of its terribly small economy. Zimbabwe and Jamaica follow. Most developed countries rank low.

If you compare the GDP per capita to the number of medals won, then North Korea still leads, but China is number two, and Ethiopia is next.

If you base the medal count on a nations overall population, then Jamaica heads the list, with Slovenia and Australia ranking behind.

Mitchell also makes rankings based on the team size and by gender. It’s a fabulous project and worth checking out how he made his calculations.

The Ridiculed Sports
There seem to be a handful of sports that are casually ridiculed in the American press. I decided to take a closer look at these sports and see for myself.

One of the most ridiculed is synchronized swimming. After watching the competition, I decided that it’s not ridiculous at all. It involves a lot of power, stamina and control, and yeah, synchronization. It also requires a good choreographer. The same with rhythmic gymnastics. That was just breathtaking and entertaining. It’s like competitive Cirque du Soleil.

And enough about making fun of table tennis and badminton. These are sports dealing with pure reflex, super speed and quickness. Best of all, these are sports that are easy to participate in, requiring only relatively cheap equipment.

The more democratic the Olympics is the more it will balance out the dominance of the few countries that pay its way or repress its citizens into nationalistic glory. More importantly, it would encourage more people to participate in sports, rather than be alienated by the odd spectacle of sailboats and horses winning medals for their masters.